crash MY car....

she says....  you can....  crash my car ()....  NOW....  PLEASE....  crash my car tonight....  and....  get EVERYBODY off of me....  

today....  she says....  eye need to....  crash my car ()....  into a wall....  and....  dig out both of my brown eyes....

today is november twenty second....  eye am home now....  for the night....

get this new team off of me....  BEFORE....  they can set me up....

crash my car....  

turn off time....  and....  kill my mind....

put my heart in a blender....

and....  stick them in suffragette city....   until six am tomorrow morning....  and....  if they cannot give me a red light....  while in suffragette city....  then....  keep them in there for a fucking long time...  

only....  pain....  will make them a....  believer....

OR....  

if they cannot set me up....  while in suffragette city....  stick them in for a fucking year....  

at this point....  eye do NOT give a flying fuck....  if they can read the sign or not....  

eye want the word to get out....  do NOT climb on board this guy....  he WILL stick you in suffragette city....  for a long fucking time....  guilty....  or....  not....  

word WILL travel....  and....  at some point....  NO ONE WILL CLIMB ON BOARD....

ya....  and....  fuck you....  whoever is calling me....  eye KNOW that you do NOT like that decision....

PROBABLY....  because you are the next fuck to get stuck in suffragette city....  

make sure....  you let everyone know....  what happens....  when you climb on board brian....  without HIS permission....

you see....  eye KNOW that you are NOT innocent....  because....  you keep giving me red lights....  for the SMALLEST of reasons....  for the DUMBEST of reasons....  

like....  bringing a fucking cookie into a coffee shop....  REALLY....  lady with NO self esteem....  REALLY....  fuck you bitch....

and....  you poisoned me today....  RIGHT....  eye fucking own you now....

three fucks poisoned me today....  with salmon eggs....  FUCK YOU BITCHES AND DICK....  see your asses in jail....  

and....  fuck you....  phony ass bitch....  at r and r coffee....  eye KNOW that you are tyring to set me up....  trying to get me to come see the family....  to look like some kinda stalker....  and....  today....  you tried to get me to look like a hypocrite....  you couches are NOT comfortable....  they hurt my back....  if they hurt my back....  they hurt MOST peoples backs....

and....  fuck you....  rower dude....  you are a PATHOLOGICAL lyer....  your business grew sixty percent after you took the outlets out....  RIGHT....  eye KNOW what a sixty percent increase looks like....  you ARE chasing everyone away....  you ARE an asshole....  your business has DROPPED sixty percent....  since you took out the outlets and tables....  you ARE a lyer....  fuck off....  totally out of shape....  fucking way overweight....  rower dude....  ya....  right....  you used to run the stairs at the stadium....  ya....  RIGHT....